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Smash 'N Burn
86'd
Most Likely to Skate 'til she Pukes 2009 Dot.Kamikazes Takes a Lickin & Keeps on Tickin 2009 Most Improved Skater 2008
Why did you pick this number? My number is police code for malicious mischief, and if I were any crime, that's what I always thought I'd be. Weapon of Choice: Broken beer bottle Name Your Poison: Beer, Vodka, Rum...the list goes on. Oh! And sparkling water. It's to me what spinach is to Popeye. Known on the track for: Gettin' low Turn Ons: tattoos, piercings, and Irish men with shaved heads Turn Offs: Any guy who takes longer than I do to get ready Favorite Skater: Brawllen Angel Favorite Foods: Sushi and Indian Blood Type: Not quite sure. Check after the bout. I know I'll have something to test. Do you have a derby wife? Weavin' Kohl Bear. Things got a little crazy in Reno. Previous derby background? None. Personal Motto: "I'm not short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms." - R. Stevens |